The ever-eloquent Tifanie has posted a complaint to her blog about how none of her friends have written anything cool. So, here's her daily dose of weird blog finds, for entertainment and edification.
First off, everyone go and encourage this guy. Something about the way he hates high school and is miserable makes me want to cheer him up, and possibly Fed-Ex him some tequila. Anyone want to chip in? Seriously, everyone go harass him. I would have thought it was so cool, when I was that age, to get picked on by a bunch of older people.
Then there's the "Practioner" at Hypnotic Reflections, who informs us that Porn Actors are People Too. He's obviously got the biggest heart this side of King Kong, and probably the hairiest back, too. And the smallest dick. I bet he hasn't gotten laid since 1833. Wow, that was sophomoric, and kind of cathartic. Moving on.
If you like oranges . . . then you'll LOVE oranges-resources!!!!! Seriously, this person is Cologne's soulmate. See, Cologne is prolix to the point of verbal diarrhea . . . yet utterly and completely sociopathic. Oranges person is reticent, yet descriptive . . . and utterly and completely sociopathic. This site kind of reminds me of the LoveLine radio show, and the night when this teenage kid called in to say that he thought he had a cantaloupe seed stuck in the end of his penis.
And this was just a puzzler. Read the comment, to be really confused. This is pure and simple proof that zombies really are on the internet.
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See, the Editor can occasionally do something right.
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