Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Jungle Sex, Anyone?

Tonight's TV Guide feature: Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade.

The description: "Three beautiful explorers enter a jungle to search for an idol that turns women into sexual slaves."

As the zombie lab isn't profitable enough to allow me to subscribe to Cinemax, I may never know whether or not Alabama Jones and her intrepid (and busty!) companions retrieve the mysterious idol. But my bet is that at least one of them turns into a sexual slave by the end of the film . . . any takers?

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