Monday, April 14, 2008

Best . . . Restaurant Review . . . EVER

I'm not sure who wrote this review of the Nordstrom Cafe . . . it might have been Lerx in disguise as the sinister "jessica ann simon".

BAD COSTUMER SERVICE
Reviewer: jessica ann simon from (town deleted), ca
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS WHEN YOU GUYS DID NOT LET MY TEACHER SANJA HUNT BRING HER DOG PEANUT TO THE OUT SIDE TABLES YOU GUYS WERE VERY RUDE AND INCONSIDERATE OF MY TEACHER WANTING TO BRING HER DOG TO OUR LUNCH DESTINATION YOU GUYS WRE NOT POLIET i FEEL THIS WAY BECAUSE MY TEACHER loves her dog peanut. and her dog is a small dog she is a toy dog and it will nice if you can under stand that a small toy dog needs to be with her owner

I wonder if the staff would have been more "POLIET" had they known in advance that the dog's name was Peanut. jessica ann simon apparently thinks so.

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