Maybe Only Half a Sign

As the title of this post indicates, I'm not sure if this quite qualifies as a full sign of the coming Apocalypse:


This woman really looks like she's looking forward to flushing this piece of pizza from her already grotesquely overstuffed colon, n'est-ce pas?

Half a sign of the Apocalypse, folks. Half a sign. For a full one, she'd have to be doing the flushing in the photo, not building up the need for it.